The Lost Blog, or On Fish and Bicycles Revised

I wrote an entire essay entitled, "On Fish and Bicycles". It was about the difference between men and women. Then I found this quote, and it pretty much said everything I wanted to say in three sentences.

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. This is the difference between the sexes.

-Oscar Wilde

Damn you and thank you, Mr. Wilde.